Thursday, June 19, 2014

[BREAKING] SM Entertainment Answers Questions on EXO's Kris' Lawsuit!




SM Entertainment finally talks about the biggest scandal currently shaking the world of their fans!

In a phone interview, our Korean correspondent asks SM Entertainment spokesperson Dae Byeon In about the latest updates on Kris' lawsuit! And we get the details of the juiciest information SM Entertainment could ever provide!

The transcription of the interview was so good! We have decided to just translate it for you and allow you readers to hear it from the horse's mouth!



Of course, we had to translate everything (except their names because that's rude) for the benefit of our non-Korean speaking readers!


Thank you for taking our call Mr. Dae Byeon In!
Of course! I know there are a lot of things our fans would want to know. I am here to answer all the questions you have. So, what do you want to know?
Our readers would want to know if there are any new information regarding Kris and the lawsuit against SM Entertainment. Could you share to us the side of SM Entertainment regarding this matter?Well, there's not much to talk about. I'm sure they're all very interested to know that another one of our girl group's currently dating a member of the SM Family! Clue! His name sounds like a perfect American breakfast with eggs!
Oh! Really? We did hear about a rumor... Is there any new information you can share to us on the lawsuit? Fans feel that they're in the dark. Maybe you can shed some light and clear out some confusions...
Ms. Han Sari, since you asked so nicely, I will tell you! You'll hear it from me first! It's EXO's Baekhyun and SNSD's leader Taeyeon!
Are you officially confirming that they're dating, Sir?
Yes I am! Initially, we told the press that they have a "senior-junior" relationship but I know you're not gonna fall for that! So, yes! I'm confirming that they are dating!
That's big news! But right now, our readers want to know, are there any details you might be able to share with us about the lawsuit? There has been some updates by some EXO members in their Weibo and Instagram that making fans believe that the other members feel betrayed by Kris' actions.
I know that fans feel betrayed... Many fans have actually started to send hate posts to both Baekhyun and Taeyeon. I hope they understand that we, as SM Entertainment, want to tell our loyal fans the facts they need to hear.
That is, indeed, very nice to hear. Going back... About Kris' lawsuit, how are the other EXO members handling this?They are overjoyed! Baekhyun actually got to date his ideal type! It is not everyday that someone gets to be with the woman of his dreams! And Mr. Lee Soo Man has also given them his blessing. He also told them that it is the perfect time to tell the public about their relationship.
Is there anything else you would want to share to us, Mr. Dae Byeon In, about Kris' lawsuit? Maybe, clear up some of the details..?Oh yes! Baekhyun and Taeyeon have just been dating for four months now. And I know everyone wants to know more about them so please focus all the media attention to their relationship. I know there are other things that might distract you like the similarity of the events that occurred in 2010...but not to worry! We'll be sharing more information about Baekhyun and Taeyeon so watch out for more news about them! And focus on them!
Thank you very much, Mr. Dae Byeon In for sharing your time with us!
It was a pleasure, Ms. Han Sari! I had a wonderful time! If you have any questions, just call me up again or tweet @SM_Entertainment with the hashtag #Baekyeon5ever and we'll try to reply to you. Anyway, gotta run! Got a lawsuit to bury. I mean, be busy with!!! Anyway, tweet us! Don't forget the hashtag!

There you have it, folks! And it has come directly from SM Entertainment! If you have any more questions, you heard the man! Tweet SM Entertainment and they'll try to reply to you! And don't forget the hashtag!

NOTE: THIS IS SATIRICAL.

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